What Makes The Breakfast?

by Mike Phirman

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lyrics

The corn makes a flake for the breakfast
The fruit makes a shake for the breakfast
The flour and the baking soda makes a batter and the batter makes a pancake for the breakfast

(the batter makes a pancake for the breakfast)

The leaf makes a tea for the breakfast
The bean makes a coffee for the breakfast
The seed makes a bush, bush makes a berry, and the berry makes a jelly for the breakfast
"The seed makes a jelly for the breakfast?"
Well, the seed makes a bush, bush makes a berry, and the berry makes a jelly for the breakfast

(the seed makes a jelly for the breakfast)

The poppy makes a roll for the breakfast
The potter makes a bowl for the breakfast
The bakers bake a big, brown bread, take a blade and slice it up small for the breakfast

(the baker makes it small for the breakfast)

The pig makin' bacon for the breakfast
The pumpernickel make a bagel for the breakfast
The chicken makes a egg and the egg makes a chicken and the chicken makes a egg and the egg makes a chicken and the chicken make a egg and the egg make a chicken and the chicken make a egg for the breakfast... for the breakfast... for the breakfast!


Do do do do do do do do do do do
Everybody wanna know what's in the breakfast
What makes the breakfast?
Do do do do do do do do do do do
"Lunch and dinner, too?"
Eh.


The grain makes O's for the breakfast
Pit makes avocados for the breakfast
The tomatoes and the huevos and the chorizo make burritos for the breakfast

(yo make a burrito for the breakfast)

Take honey from the bees for the breakfast
Take salt from the seas for the breakfast
The farmer raise a cow and the cow make milk, and the milk make cheese for the breakfast
"The farmer makes cheese for the breakfast?"
Well, the farmer raise a cow, the cow makes milk, and the milk make cheese for the breakfast

(the farmer makes cheeeeese for the breakfast)

The O makes J for the breakfast
Dough makes a beignet for the breakfast
The mama says, "Stay," gives the food away, but the café make you pay for the breakfast

(Mama say don't you pay for breakfast)

The grease makes a donut for the breakfast
The trees make coconut for the breakfast
The gravity makes a sun and the sun makes a heat and the heat makes a cloud and the cloud makes rain and the rain makes a field and the field makes a oat and the oat makes granola for the breakfast... for the bre-
"Wait, the GRAVITY makes GRANOLA for the BREAKFAST?"

Well...
YES.


Do do do do do do do do do do do
Everybody wanna know what's in the breakfast
What makes the breakfast?
Do do do do do do do do do do do
"What's in sausage?"
Mmmm... don't ask.


But I know the oven makes heat for the breakfast
The wood makes a seat for the breakfast
The shredder shreds wheat for the breakfast
A little sugar makes it sweet for the breakfast
The cow and the pig and the goat and the goose
and the hog and the horse and the mouse and the moose
and the dog and the cat
and the bird and the bat
Everybody's gonna eat for the breakfast

"What about the ghost?"
The ghost eats nothing for the breakfast
"The ghost eats nothing for the breakfast?!"
Uh... the ghost eats toast for the breakfast
YEAH!  THE GHOST EATS TOAST FOR THE BREAKFAST!
Sure... the ghost eats toast for the breakfast!
Everybody knows that the ghost eats the toast for the breakfast!

Everybody knows that the ghost eats toast for the breakfast
(the ghost eats toast)
Everybody knows that ghosts eat toast for the breakfast
(the ghost eats toast)
Everybody knows that the ghost eats toast for the breakfast
(the ghost eats toast)
Everybody knows
Everybody knows
And everybody wants to know:
What makes the breakfast?

credits

released January 24, 2015
Written, produced, and performed by Mike Phirman
Additional vocals by Angel Laketa Moore

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